What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:27

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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